• Plot twist: I get in a really cute relationship that lasts.


thatstraightedgechickfromjersey:

nonifarted:

I would put this on my wall. 

My jaw literally just dropped. THIS IS THE BEST FUCKING THING I HAVE EVER SEEN.

yogvrt:

do you ever pee and then you still have to pee after you pee but you cant pee because you just peed 

(via melodic-mayhem)


peterkerrivan:

cheftier:

metallikato:

nuggles:

when you find a shirt you really like and wear it a couple times and it starts doing

the thing

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These are called pills. You can remove them with a shaving razor. Be gentle with delicate fabrics!

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THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THIS A++ INFORMATION TUMBLR USER METALLIKATO

100/10 I strongly recommend this user

(via juliacamillefaye)


benemartiny:

cumber-porn:

thecumbermafia:

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I LOVE YOU AND EVERYTHING THAT YOU ARE

you’re not alone!!

FOREVER REBLOG, THIS STAYS IN MY BLOG FOREVER, FOREVER MEANS FOREVER. FOREVERLY FOREVER.

(Source: mrs-freebatchof221bbakerstreet, via i-am-a-lethal-giraffe)


jennstarkid:

jennstarkid:

jennstarkid:

I AM LAUGHING SO HARD WHO IS THIS GUY YOU HAVE THE WRONG NUMBER

oh my god i cant stop laughing though this guy


gUYS OH MY GOD STOP TEXTING HIM I AM SCARED NOW